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1. Why are there so many knitting blogs???? Someone please explain this to me.
2. I need a spit-up counter on my site. So far I have changed my shirt three times and it isn't even 10 am.
3. I hate emptying the garbage cans in the house. It makes me feel like a janitor. All other housework; no problem. Maybe I have a garbage can emptying phobia; I'll have to look this up.
4. The three button down the shirt gap. Shirt fits great in all other areas, but crap there's that little gap. Only women with boobs would get this one.
5. Re-heating my coffee in the microwave. It tastes disgusting, so why do I do this?
6. As soon as the kids are off to bed, taken care of. I sit down for a moment to myself and one of the two cats appears from nowhere. They know. They look at you like It's my turn now. They are neglected lately, ever since the baby.
7. The contest. I am fidgetty. Waiting. I am an impatient person. I do not do well waiting for anything; good news or bad, the waiting is the worst.